Oxymoron

I've quit smoking again. Haven't had a smoke since last night. Here's a rundown on this quit's Day 1 symptoms:

I'm averaging a mood swing every 2 1/2 minutes. No harm has come to anyone yet, mostly because I'm taking off to a bathroom stall to meditate about every hour. Emotional detachment is proving valuable here. It's kind of entertaining to have a friendly talk with the department admin about the afternoon staff meeting while simultaneously watching yourself have a sick fantasy about force-feeding glass to the mail room guy because the correction fluid he bought last week is utter crap.

I'm dizzy and kind of high. I think this is from extra oxygen. Hence the title of this post.

I bought some good stuff at the Body Shop last weekend. I still smell it on my skin from my shower this morning. With no tobacco to cover it up, I do indeed smell yummy.

I'm having tremors. This hasn't happened before. I can barely pick up my damned sunflower seeds.

There are also hot and cold flashes. Time is passing oddly.

Last week, I went on an all-produce diet for a few days to prepare for this. Today, when I would normally be craving chocolate and crap to deal with the withdrawals, I've been wanting strawberries, sunflower seeds, and broccoli.

Oh yeah, I'm bored so I'm blogging. Expect much pointless crap in the next few days.